ALL FEAR THE ENEMY OF OLD
Hello my friends. I’m here to pay tribute to one of the most important characters from the series Immortals After Dark. He’s one of the meanest, cruelest, arrogant, controlling, sadistic, insulting, jealous, possessive, psychotic, bloody, black-clawed characters out there. Let’s hear it for the one, the only, the Enemy of the Old, Lothaire!
*Tchaikovsky’s ”Dance of the Mirlitons” playing in the background*
Yes Lothaire. I’ve depleted all my wall-punching gifs for you. Because you’re worth it!
Seriously now, being in a relationship with this dude would be a nightmare. But I have to admit he’s fun as hell. He and I share some similar opinions on life and people.
“When mortals ask me incessant questions, I customarily snatch out their tongues and watch them bleed to death.”
“I often help others discover the outer limits of their hatred. It’s a talent of mine.”
Apparently, he’d killed so many family members that he must have significantly affected the Lore’s population. Doing my part for the environment.
How can’t you admire a person like him? You actually can’t at times. The bastard got me so angry I could punch a wall. Oh wait.
Anyway, Lothaire was loads of fun! One of my favourite moments was the organ/body part exchange. It’s bit of a spoiler probably but nothing too important.
*after clawing out his own heart and sending it in a package, Lothaire’s attached note reads the following*
With my compliments.
You will never get your claws into another one of mine.
Rot in hell,
Cracks me up every time!
P.S. Where’s the topless dude on the cover?
misc stuff: Did you know the cover model’s name is Paul Marron? (Google him, you’ll get an eyeful) He’s the same cover model as BDB’s Lover Avenged.
book playlist: Demon Seed by Nine Inch Nails
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